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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Holocaust survivor who was burned in Boulder: 'We are better than this' - NBC News
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
ROG Xbox Ally Gets Price & Release Date Info In 'Exclusive' Report - Pure Xbox
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
'The Life of Chuck' might leave you brushing away tears — or scratching your head - NPR
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
J&J ties early-stage lymphoma CAR-T to 100% response rate in 10 patients - Fierce Biotech
Next, they tried...
—
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Ravens in "introductory stage" of Lamar Jackson extension talks - NBC Sports
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Something Deep in Our Galaxy Is Pulsing Every 44 Minutes. No One Knows Why. - AOL.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Are there currently any Linux distros that use AI features?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons