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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Holocaust survivor who was burned in Boulder: 'We are better than this' - NBC News

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

ROG Xbox Ally Gets Price & Release Date Info In 'Exclusive' Report - Pure Xbox

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

'The Life of Chuck' might leave you brushing away tears — or scratching your head - NPR

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

No, not a chance

What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

J&J ties early-stage lymphoma CAR-T to 100% response rate in 10 patients - Fierce Biotech

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Strawberry Moon 2025: June’s full moon to light up the sky this month- know date, time, and the science b - Times of India

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Ravens in "introductory stage" of Lamar Jackson extension talks - NBC Sports

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

PWHL SEATTLE SIGNS HILARY KNIGHT TO ONE-YEAR CONTRACT | PWHL - Professional Women's Hockey League - PWHL

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Something Deep in Our Galaxy Is Pulsing Every 44 Minutes. No One Knows Why. - AOL.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Are there currently any Linux distros that use AI features?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?